Women - The walking contradiction!!

Yup....I know the women species are gonna hate me big time on this one....but, please, before you draw any conclusions from the heading (Like, Darsh, I think you might be gay...at all that jazz) read on...and I bet you will agree with me.

1) When a friend comes over to tell us their problem that they have been telling us for the past 6 months, and we are tired of hearing it, we say...."OHHHHH...poor you!" but deep down we are like "really, can't you find someone else...I am sick and tired of this !!"

2) Man don't call, we draw up millions of conclusions, some out of vengeance, some out of compassion and some mere excuses...but when he eventually calls, from vengeance, we become all nice and sweet...from compassion, we become all cold...and from the mere excuses we came up for their actions, we pretend like their silence had no impact on us whatsoever...

3) We are so darn good in giving advises...but we hardly practice them!!

4) We plan to buy something and we get everybody's opinion on it. Don't even know why we bother to ask for opinion, coz when the opinions are negative, we buy it anyway...then we have a book full of reasons for our actions ...like bullets for those who had all the negative opinions.

me got to get back to work...so kindda need to stop here...
men, if you are reading this and having a good laugh, thinking - this is so typical of the women species...then please read again....believe me when I say this, both men and women are the same..really they are..I know this man for sometime now, and I can honestly say, he is very much like a woman...draws up conclusions before reading the whole sms and many more...the list goes on and on..we women probably make use of our thinking caps far more than men...that's probably the only slight difference...But, ladies, the thinking caps need to come off...really..

to be continued...stay tuned!