Thursday, June 7, 2007

My new found blow job!

Okay, now don't let your imaginations run wild!
Read on and you shall know what I mean bout this new found blow job.
It all started like about last week, when thans and I was busy getting our supply of ... (shall spare you the details ;) ) - Sorry, Thanee - just love leaving readers cracking their heads. (okaylah...we had to get our supplies of panadol cause we were getting on each others nerve ;)) Anyway we came across this little shelf exhibiting various flavours, sizes and packages of tobacco! Got real excited and decided to get the whole starter kit.
I think I'm facing the mid life crisis now. PS2 is even in the list!!

After much contemplation, I got the Vanilla Chocolate flavour. For you smokers out there, wanna quit smoking? Then start rolling your own cigs. And for those of you who are toodlers in smoking and wanna try it, then join this whole roll and blow job.
It's like drug. I look forward to go home every night. Sneak up at my balcony with pillows on the floor, get myself all cosy and start my job with "My name is Earl"playing at the background. It's HEAVEN!!!

For those of you thinking of what to buy me for my birthday, here's what I want. Been wanting to invest on these gadgets to enhance my blow job;
1) Zippo
2) The little silver case to store the perfect, fresh blows - Don't know what you call it

Been a wonderful week - me, home and rolling ciggs. Don't really know how long it's gonna be but certainly gonna finish it!

So come join me, let's blow this shit in heaven together! oh by the way, please bring your own supply :)
ps: Amma & Aunties - Chill! the phase is already passing. Just thought it will be a good reading tool. Sorry have to spice up this piece of reading. This is specially for my darling mother. Save the phone bills Amma, you've taught me better than this!!! - Sorry guys, still shocked that my mum called me from CAnada to sort this out with me.....oh......I LOVE HER!!!

3 comments:

Grete said...

Hey Darshini... how are you? Havent seen you in ages. It's nice reading your blog. Keep it coming yeah?

Hugs,
Grete

Thani said...

Oh no, what have i done ??? i've created a monster !!!

Jana said...

Oh no.. blow job?? Babe...Nooo..oo...
You on ur own is like opium to many. why do u need this small joint of chocolate flavoured bad for your lungs dried leaves as the gate to surreal happiness??
OK i didnt make sense in the above paragraph, make me a joint will ya? ;)