Do you not just hate it when people ask you really stupid question? the ones when they are asked, you have to try so hard to battle with your hands which eagerly wants to leave trademarks on their body... yup this question...
typing this blog at thans while he takes pictures of his new love, his bike...ohhh, men and their toys...that's another chapter all together...
okay, let's not get diverted...where was i? ah ya, questions...the stupid ones..here are few for you
1) Just when you are busy trying to crack your head and find that one thing you have lost, somebody comes up and say "do you remember where you left it?" - what?? hello!! if i knew where i last left it, do you really think i will be finding for it now!!
2) Typical one, when you are at the LRT station - "Has the train arrived?" - Oh ya, it has! and i must be really dumb to watch it go. Hello!! if it was here, do you not think i would have been on it??
3) The typical interview question - "So where do you see yourself in the next 3 to 5 years?" - now, that one, i really hate...and i still wonder what is the right answer for that. I for one, don't even know what is in store next year what more for the next 3 - 5 years...
4) They call you at home and they ask " Where are you?" - oh ya, I am by the way driving and happen to have my house phone with me!!
5) this typical " what are you up to?"...and after telling them the whole day schedule, they say "oh ok, well i have plans the whole day"...now, if you ask me that question, it is only natural for me to think that you wanna do something together...so please, don't be a KPC and then say 'oh nothing"
6) This one, not a question, but the stupid answers you get...you know when you are in a restaurant, feeling all hungry that you might get to the tendency of eating your own skin, , after placing your scrumptious meal order, you ask your mate and they say "ahh, Anything" - now if there was something call anything in the menu, it would be easy!!
7) ahh, this one famous question that the women species just Love using with their girlfriend - "Honestly, tell me what do you think about my boyfriend? " - what?? are you mad??? if i say, "oh, don't think he is all that good for you" are you gonna call off the relationship instantly?? Why, really why...do you girls ask such question??
8) this one, you get from those who constantly wanna know what you have been up to...they call you and you happen to be in somewhere noisy, they then ask "Where are you?" and when you answer "Oh in the club", the next question that follows straight after, like a bullet "how come you didn't call me?" - okay, now, let's not even go on about the grammar part...the bottom line is that, if I didn't call you means I am happy with the current company and you are not invited ;)
God! it's 2 in the morning and my brains is shutting down by the second...go think of all the stupid question people ask you and come out with creative ways to response to them...mine is, to give them the "Are you like what, stupid??" LOOK and that seems to be working well so far...
before my eyes decides to shut for the day, good nite ...Cheers
3 comments:
Reading your blog. i have many stupid questions to ask... but after much thought, I realised something.
1) Some of those stupid questions are sometimes asked by you
2) You are one big contradiction
Maybe you get what you give
Just a thought...
Bum!! ÿou get what you give...that's explains why you get those questions too!!!
Stupid questions are necessary to remind us all how smart we really are! Oh, don't bother me, it's just one of my self-fulfilling prophecies..
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